shakespeareishq:

dimasdailies:

Who the was the GENIUS behind mixing Mumford and Sons and Ke$ha?!

Like.

Who gave you the right.

THIS IS THE MOST SHAKESPEAREAN THING I HAVE EVER HEARD EVER

(via oneday-illbe-tattooed)

"Permission to take point?" "Denied.” (deleted scene Chopper Found)

(via antoinetripletts)

leo-arcana:

unbelievable-facts:

a man named Walter Summerford was struck by lightning 3 times in his life. After his death, his gravestone was also struck.

fuck this guy in particular. even after death, fuck him.

leo-arcana:

unbelievable-facts:

a man named Walter Summerford was struck by lightning 3 times in his life. After his death, his gravestone was also struck.

fuck this guy in particular. even after death, fuck him.

(via rainfeather5)

silent-fun:

I’ve done it. I’ve created the eternal “are you fucking kidding me” gif.

silent-fun:

I’ve done it. I’ve created the eternal “are you fucking kidding me” gif.

(via tinkerswift)

twentyoneskeletonpilots:

batsyandmrj:

There’s thousands of notes on posts about how unfair it is that there isn’t a wonder woman movie and now that its been officially announced nobody is talking about it?

Like Can I get at least a hell yeah?

It’s almost like people really didn’t want a Wonder Woman movie They just wanted to complain about there not being one

(via buckybutty)

lanadelblu-ray:

therainssmallhands:

turntechstridercest:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

doctorrivaille:

rapunzelie:

sb5ive:

rapunzelie:

new undies: cute stretchmarks: also cute

No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

hey quick question: what’s your fuckin damage

all stretch marks are beautiful no exceptions 

stretch marks are perfectly fine and natural and beautiful, free lightning bolt tattoos yo
cocoa butter is a preventative that does not always work, and smells and stains clothes and oh yeah, since a lot of people get stretch marks just from growing NOT from weight, theyd have to slather their whole body and no one really wants to do that or smell like that so strongly.
laser treatment? really? you want people to pay $1000+/appt (usually takes a few treatments) to get rid of something perfectly natural because you’ve named yourself standard of the fucking world and think we all live to please you? most people dont have that money and if they do thats not what they want to spend it on.
also fuck you.

I usually don’t reblog ladies in undies, but for real. Don’t fuckin’ knock people over stretchmarks, or anything on their bodies for that matter. I’ve been underweight all my life and have them from growing. They happen. The just do. 

FREE LIGHTNING TATTOOS

You’ve earned your beautiful stripes, you fine ass tiger.

lanadelblu-ray:

therainssmallhands:

turntechstridercest:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

doctorrivaille:

rapunzelie:

sb5ive:

rapunzelie:

new undies: cute
stretchmarks: also cute

No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

hey quick question: what’s your fuckin damage

all stretch marks are beautiful no exceptions 

  1. stretch marks are perfectly fine and natural and beautiful, free lightning bolt tattoos yo
  2. cocoa butter is a preventative that does not always work, and smells and stains clothes and oh yeah, since a lot of people get stretch marks just from growing NOT from weight, theyd have to slather their whole body and no one really wants to do that or smell like that so strongly.
  3. laser treatment? really? you want people to pay $1000+/appt (usually takes a few treatments) to get rid of something perfectly natural because you’ve named yourself standard of the fucking world and think we all live to please you? most people dont have that money and if they do thats not what they want to spend it on.
  4. also fuck you.

I usually don’t reblog ladies in undies, but for real. Don’t fuckin’ knock people over stretchmarks, or anything on their bodies for that matter. I’ve been underweight all my life and have them from growing. They happen. The just do. 

FREE LIGHTNING TATTOOS

You’ve earned your beautiful stripes, you fine ass tiger.

(via whydouwantaname)

the-goddamazon:

angfdz:

me: *has an opinion*

me: *realizes that my opinion is a result of my limited world view*

me: *stays in my lane*

Some of y’all could benefit from this thought process.

(via tacosquadron)

madeh:

fuck-yeah-online-shopping:

Ears & Paws Jacket ($35.99)

Ok who wants to get matching coats with me

(via deeeanspeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis)

blue-eyed-skeleton:

hamishwatson:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

bert-and-ernie-are-gay:

kluckleberry:

#while bbc sherlock is at the stage where sherlock and john are finally discovering their love for each other #the movies have flown straight past flirting and into husband land

Interviewer: Tell us about your relationship with Robert Downey Jr on set.
Jude Law: Oh, I love him. I love him.
Interviewer: Yeah? You had a bit of a bromance going on there.
Jude Law: What is this new term everyone is using?
Interviewer: Bromance?
Jude Law: Oh, it’s a horrible term. What about just a romance?
Interviewer: No, it’s not the same.
Jude Law: Why not? Why?
Interviewer: Cause then you’d have to star in a romantic comedy together or something.
Jude Law: We just have. Have you not seen it? [x]

Jude Law does not have time for any of that ‘No Homo’ bullshit…

FuCK JUDE LAW WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK

yea but did jude law just call the sherlock holmes movies romantic comedies?

(via fili-kili-and-frilly)

rabababe:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

pufferfishh:

robespierrean:

fuckyesdeadpool:

Deadpool #10

is deadpool even a real comic

My neighbor tried to tell me Deadpool wasn’t a little gay and when i mentioned Spiderman he went “yeah, yeah okay.”

Deadpool is a fabulous bisexual transvestite and that is canon

Whiny fanboys who desperately want to make him fit their heteronormative idea of how he should be can please GTFO and go away

ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON FOR THEM ALL

Actually according to Deadpool’s writer Gerry Duggan, he’s pansexual.

(Idk about transvestite, though. I know he’s occasionally worn clothes traditionally made for women, but as an identifier idk).

(via writingwanderer)

heliolisk:

american dream

heliolisk:

american dream

(via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)

bonnef-so-spoopy:

sizvideos:

Rescuing a terrified abandoned dog - Video - Follow us

I can’t see this without crying because she kinda looks like a tan version of Sylas and I hope he was never this scared and alone.

(via starlordroxx)